Recently, Frankie posted to the forums:

Be careful. I have seen a number of young people, some of them with backpacks, some without, all with phones – wandering aimlessly around Wallingford. Some of them stop in front of houses, like they’re casing the joint, looking around and seemingly filming things. Very suspicious.

I have also seen an uptick in children doing the same thing WITH PARENTS!, but in a weird, distant, zombie-like trance. Sometimes they will acknowledge each other as they pass notable Wallingford landmarks. Dozens of them.

Best I can figure is some kind of demographic-spanning burglary, robbery or …

If you like old people and liquor, have I got a fundraiser for you. The Wallingford Senior Center is holding a benefit event at the Fremont Mischief Distillery tomorrow, Thursday August 25 from 5:30 pm to 7:30 pm. Tickets are $25 and can be purchased in advance.

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A little while back, I saw someone asking about the “baby exploding & baby getting impaled with rebar sculptures” by 40th and Interlake Ave N on the Wallingford / Fremont Facebook group.

The whole thing sounded a bit more like the premise of a series of jokes we used to tell in elementary school, but nevertheless piqued my curiosity. With a bit of sleuthing*, I discovered it was produced by the wife and husband team of Missy Douglas and Kim Rask, who are jointly the uckiood studio.

Kim and Melissa met in Brussels in 2009 and have been working together …

I heard a strange story from a neighbor at our block party: she said she was looking out her window earlier this week and saw a mother with four kids, all under the age of 10, stop in front of her plum tree. The mother stopped and gestured and the kids scurried up the tree and proceeded to harvest it, not bare, but heavily. Their job done, they descended and moved on. Obviously, they didn’t ask.

Later, she was out walking her dog and came on the same family deeper in the neighborhood harvesting another tree.

We were both a …

Josh posted this on the Wallingford/Fremont Facebook page today:

Yesterday evening a guy and his accomplice pulled up in a truck next to my car on Latona and 45th. He said “Nice car man, you take good care of your car it looks like. You want me to roll out that big dent in your door? I just did 3 Priuses today.”

I was like, what dent? “You got a big dent right there.” he said. He had a nice clean shiny truck and he told me to pull over into the gas station.

I pulled into the gas station …

Logan writes:

I am writing on behalf of Seattle reLeaf, a division of Seattle Public Utilities, to inform you about a volunteer event in the Wallingford area and see if you could give us a hand promoting it! It has been dubbed the “46th and Aurora Work Party.” We will be restoring a traffic triangle at the aforementioned location. Details can be found on our website. Additionally, we have an optional RSVP page.

Here’s the info from the page:

Join Tree Ambassadors Chloe and Allison for a neighborhood work party at the 46th Ave & Aurora bus stop. We’ll be …

For East Wallingford residents too pained to make it all the way over to the Zoomcare on Stone Way, you’ll soon have a closer option. Urgent Care by Multicare is building out a new location in the old Hollywood Video / Emerald City Liquor building across from Dick’s.

Says the Multicare web site:

An urgent care clinic can be a good option at night or on weekends when you or your child’s doctor may not be in the office. At MultiCare Urgent Care clinics, you can get x-rays, stitches and care for a wide range of minor injuries and illnesses …