
Char Siu Polka CEO Ellen (“Wormtongue”) Mucks stood at Mayor Harrell’s side and whispered into his ear during the news conference, but when she was given the sticky, beer-encrusted floor to address the media, she enthusiastically extolled the development. She noted the scarcity of historic Seattle properties to bulldoze and replace with soulless, unimaginative box buildings to house recently minted millionaires. Mucks alluded to Char Siu Polka’s corporate motto, “Dichte Uber Alles” (“Density Above All”), and said that this was only the first of many beloved neighborhood institutions that will be conquered—willingly or not—and assimilated into Char Siu Polka’s Borg Property Group. “Resistance,” she pointed out, “is futile. And damn costly.”
Razing and construction are due to begin once the “reprogramming” of all that misallocated USAID humanitarian funding is completed.
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