Sounds like tired parents with young kids restaurant. I don’t think that I ate sitting down during the time my children were between the ages of 2 and 4 and plates, forget it, I just ate their leftovers…
I shudder at the very thought. Would there be underwear on the doorknobs? Would there be more than two drink choices? Would they be served in dirty glasses? Would the waitresses be wearing anything at all? Would Barry White and John Mayer be on continuous loop on the shockingly sophisticated and huge AV system? Would there be a condom dispenser at every table? The floor littered with car parts and various carpentry tools?
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Yes! Commerce imitates life!
(Though in my bachelor days, I think a trough would have sufficed.)
hmmm… a bar night out the other night and then this post? sounds like mrs. wallyhood is out of town with baby z!
Sounds like tired parents with young kids restaurant. I don’t think that I ate sitting down during the time my children were between the ages of 2 and 4 and plates, forget it, I just ate their leftovers…
I shudder at the very thought. Would there be underwear on the doorknobs? Would there be more than two drink choices? Would they be served in dirty glasses? Would the waitresses be wearing anything at all? Would Barry White and John Mayer be on continuous loop on the shockingly sophisticated and huge AV system? Would there be a condom dispenser at every table? The floor littered with car parts and various carpentry tools?
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