Hey mom, hey mom, can I have a pony?
No, mom, really, I’d take care of it and brush it every day. I could keep it in my bedroom with me.
But mom, they’re giving them away for FREE, this Saturday June 13th from 10 am to 2 pm outside of Mighty-O Donuts. The Seattle Humane Society is bringing a big yellow truck called MaxMobile and they’re parking it outside and they have cats and dogs and critters they’re giving away for adoption! So can I mom, please, please, please?
What? No way, a pony is so totally a “critter”!
Really?
OK, can I have a donut?